oomshi:

radaughter:

Closest thing to a dildo chandelier I could find on google.

YES

(via stonedsara)

baw-bee:

THIS IS THE BEST ONE, I AM CRYING

(via the-heart-may-be-weak)

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

(Source: bearsnbritts, via likepassingnotesinsecrecy)

(Source: club-verraco, via lolsofunny)

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

(Source: emilyblossom, via batmanforlunch)

richardiancox:

escapekit:

Cityscapes

San Francisco based artist Jeremy Mann paints gritty cityscapes of cities in the US. 

Beautiful.

(Source: redrabbit7.com, via batmanforlunch)

  • Person: I hate musicals
  • Person: They're so gay
  • Me:
  • Person:
  • Me:
  • Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
  • Me: He ran into my knife.
  • Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
  • Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

(via lolsofunny)

(Source: jocelynejunker, via lolsofunny)

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(via yay-m4ng0s)

(Source: frozen-much, via yay-m4ng0s)